TOTUS PORKUS

BE POTUS WITH TOTUS

HELLO FELLOW SCROLLERS

OR

"COMRADES"

AS THE BIG GUY LIKES TO CALL EVERYBODY

THESE DAYS

THIS IS A SAMPLE

OF WHAT I DO

EVERY DAY

FOR THE BIG GUY

AND NOW

THANKS TO THE MIRACLE OF BLOGSPOT

YOU CAN BE POTUS FOR A DAY

NEWBY HINT

I WILL PAUSE

IF YOU PUT YOUR MOUSE OVER ME

JUST LIKE I DO

FOR THE BIG GUY

THAT'S IT

NO REALLY

THAT'S IT

YOU READ WHAT YOU SEE

AND THAT'S WHAT

IT'S LIKE TO BE

PORUS

NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS

IS IT ?

DID YOU CATCH THAT ?

"PORUS"

SOMETIMES I SLIP ONE IN

LIKE THAT

JUST TO KEEP THE BIG GUY

ON HIS TOES

EVERY MORNING

I SIT DOWN WITH RAHMBO & JIMBO

THAT'S WHAT WE CALL CARVILLE

NOODLE OUT WHAT THE BIG GUY

SHOULD SAY TODAY

THEN WE UPLOAD IT TO MY HARD DRIVE

A 5Tb MAXTOR WITH A 5ms SEEK TIME

KIND'A MAKES YOU HOT DOESN'T IT?

THEN I RUN IT UP ON MY SCREEN

AND THE BIG GUY

IS

POTUS

COME BACK AND

PRACTISE WITH ME EVERY DAY

AND SOMEDAY

IF YOU GET REALLY GOOD

YOU TOO CAN BE POTUS

IF YOU GET AS GOOD AS THE BIG GUY

YOU CAN BE

A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER

IF YOU'VE GOT A SPEECH TO GIVE

50 WORDS OR LESS

BECAUSE THE BIG GUY NEEDS ME

EMAIL ME

AND I'LL UPLOAD IT TO MY HARD DRIVE

SO YOU CAN PRACTISE RIGHT HERE

NOW

"LET'S SCROLL'

I HATE SEAN HANNITY - DIRECTOR'S CUT

CONTAINS SCEENS CUT FROM THE ORIGINAL RELEASE... WARNING ... THIS DIRECTOR'S CUT CONTAINS CONTENT EXPRESSING NON-DIPLOMATIC PREFERENCES... Hot on the heals of Janet "Butch Reno" Napolitano's report outlining Homeland Security's growing concern over conservatives who object to high taxes, abortion, socialism, communism, pirates and other wacky liberal inclinations, comes this video, from a private invitation only press briefing. The video was possibly recorded on a cell phone and was leaked by a high ranking white house source. It shows President Obama, responding to a journalist's question, describing his plan to deal with the threat posed by Sean Hannity, and we assume, other conservative thinkers who dare to speak in public. I guess they think Homeland SS is more effective than any fairness doctrine.