NEW !!!!!! TOTUS - LET'S SCROLL GEAR

BE POTUS WITH TOTUS





HELLO FELLOW SCROLLERS

OR

"COMRADES"

AS THE BIG GUY LIKES TO CALL EVERYBODY

THESE DAYS

THIS IS A SAMPLE

OF WHAT I DO

EVERY DAY

FOR THE BIG GUY



AND NOW

THANKS TO THE MIRACLE OF BLOGSPOT

YOU CAN BE POTUS FOR A DAY



NEWBY HINT

I WILL PAUSE

IF YOU PUT YOUR MOUSE OVER ME

JUST LIKE I DO

FOR THE BIG GUY

THAT'S IT

NO REALLY

THAT'S IT



YOU READ WHAT YOU SEE

AND THAT'S WHAT

IT'S LIKE TO BE

PORUS

NOT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS

IS IT ?



DID YOU CATCH THAT ?

"PORUS"

SOMETIMES I SLIP ONE IN

LIKE THAT

JUST TO KEEP THE BIG GUY

ON HIS TOES



EVERY MORNING

I SIT DOWN WITH RAHMBO & JIMBO

THAT'S WHAT WE CALL CARVILLE

NOODLE OUT WHAT THE BIG GUY

SHOULD SAY TODAY



THEN WE UPLOAD IT TO MY HARD DRIVE

A 5Tb MAXTOR WITH A 5ms SEEK TIME

KIND'A MAKES YOU HOT DOESN'T IT?

THEN I RUN IT UP ON MY SCREEN

AND THE BIG GUY

IS

POTUS



COME BACK AND

PRACTISE WITH ME EVERY DAY

AND SOMEDAY

IF YOU GET REALLY GOOD

YOU TOO CAN BE POTUS

IF YOU GET AS GOOD AS THE BIG GUY

YOU CAN BE

A COMMUNITY ORGANIZER



IF YOU'VE GOT A SPEECH TO GIVE

50 WORDS OR LESS

BECAUSE THE BIG GUY NEEDS ME

EMAIL ME



AND I'LL UPLOAD IT TO MY HARD DRIVE

SO YOU CAN PRACTISE RIGHT HERE

NOW

"LET'S SCROLL'

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2 comments:

  1. Oh M G, Totus! You are the brains behind the behind.
    Do you have your own secret service agent?

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  2. Thanks Susan ... I do my best ... I wish I could answer your question directly, but we really can't discuss secret service assignments, or the Big Guy's birth records ... I can say that I am well protected ... as you know without TOTUS, there is no POTUS ...
    LET'S SCROLL!!!

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